Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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