I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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