i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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