I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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