My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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