Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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