He is an equal opportunity slut.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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