just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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