it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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