these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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