Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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