I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Girls should come with a carfax report
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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