My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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