yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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