Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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