he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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