Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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