Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it's like iHOP with fire
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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