She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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