she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
they're like a gay fantastic four
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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