YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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