Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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