im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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