operation harelip BJ is a go
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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