Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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