I could have mohawked her pubes.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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