if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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