So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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