In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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