i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
