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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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