I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Randomize
