she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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