Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
