YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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