YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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