do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's blow job season.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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