Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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