kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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