John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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