I wannas sexs uuuuu
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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