if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
