I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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