ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
