they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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