nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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