I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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