If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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