was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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