I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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