I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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