Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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